coon

A conservative person in high authority in a school/college community.
Usally aged 40+ with too much coin.

E.g)
Hey he’s a coon prick.
Omg I hate my lecturer he’s such a coon.

Sequoia

A large tree like person

Daym she be lookin like a sequoia

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Muffin top

An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.

Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.

You muffin top

Omg he must have a muffin top dick

Ewwww muffin top