Grandin

An Italian highschool teacher that doesn't cooperate with her co-workers.

English teacher: " Oh shit, Mrs Grandin is being a b*tch!"

Dirty ukulele

When a random person you met on the bus starts playing the ukulele inside of your rectum. That person is legally required to play Megalovania.

White boy1: Oh dude have you ever experienced a dirty ukulele?

Kyle: Yeah, bro. They arrested the gay guitar player tho, because he was playing Despacito.