The Sims

An Awesome Video Game Series Where You Pretty Much Look After A Mini You!
You Have To Feed it,Make It GO To The Bathroom and shit like that

Oh Crap My Sim Just Died From A Fire In The Sims

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Wet Bench

1. When Someone Takes A Piss On A Bench

2. When Theres Wet Paint On A Bench

Don't Sit On Wet Benchs!

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Green Beer

The Shit Ya Drink on St. Patricks Day!
I Have Never Tried it But I Want To See If Its Good

Green Beer Green Beer

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Electric Socks

The Socks Of The Future

Bob:OMG Jim Watcha Wearin?

Jim: The New Electric Socks They Automatically Warm Up Your Feet When It's Cold Out!

Bob:WOW!

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Electric Socks

The Socks Of The Future

Bob:OMG Jim Watcha Wearin?

Jim: The New Electric Socks They Automatically Warm Up Your Feet When It's Cold Out!

Bob:WOW!

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Inky Pen

When A Pen Has Ink Dripping Down It And Is A Huge Sticky Mess

Shit All There Is To Write Is The Fucking Inky Pen

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Rock Bottom

Nothing Left,Everybody's Gone,Kinda Like My Life Right Now.....SHITTY

Ah Crap I've Hit Rock Bottom

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