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waindavision

Not quite the tv show rather if god and satan had a child and this child became a ups driver and best friends with a Disney princess

Don’t you think that waindavision is awesome since my packages always arrive on time!

by Sealami October 15, 2021


notmessiah

A chess master who is drunk almost all the time

When you play chess against notmessiah you either loose or get a bottle smashed against your head.

by Sealami October 15, 2021


Egg

A food product which has been summoned out of an anus of an animal who’s ancestors are the prehistoric beast that have been obliterated by a space condensed solid

Eggs for breakfast are absolutely G.O.A.T.’ d.

by Sealami November 18, 2021

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MangGhost

A mango from the realm of the dead. Can also be used as the 4th tire on a tricycle.

Damn that MangGhost really can’t get any finals. SMH

by Sealami October 14, 2021