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Stoned

The state of being repeatedly hit in the head or any other place on your body with stones. The state of being "stoned" is usually a result of a "stoning". Getting stoned SUCKS, and hurts like a bitch.

Charles: Dude what happened!? You have bruises and cuts everywhere!
White Supremacist: Yeah man, I was in front of the NCAAP doing some chants and.... well lets just say i got stoned.
Charles: Weird...

by SealingPhan April 18, 2009

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Frisbeekid

Young teenager or pre-teen who has mistaken Ultimate Frisbee as a sport, and as a result won't stop talking about it or playing it with their idiot friends. The normal frisbeekid is usually quite un-athletic and has a tendency to unnecessarily wear an extreme amount of overpriced under armor. Frisbeekids grow most easily in Suburban areas, and will frequently talk about their love of the outdoors.

Note: The Frisbeekid is not to be confused with the bro.

We were trying to play a game of football down in the park but those faggotass frisbeekids wouldn't stop playing ultimate.

by SealingPhan April 17, 2009

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Wonderblow

A blowjob worthy of film or even praise. This blowjob is SOOOO GOOOD its a wonder. Perhaps the 8th wonder of the world. Any guy who gets a wonderblow is truly a lucky guy, and can be considered the man. Wonderblows are strictly administered by really hot chicks who are wonderful at blowing. Wonderblows do not mean a girl is good at blowing kisses, a wonderblower would typically drool when blowing anything.

sexaddict69: Hey man, did georgia blow you last night?
Jonesguy14: Yeah dude, she was fuckin' amazing. Perhaps even a wonderblower
sexaddict69: O rrllyy!?!? I thought she was a nerdy bitch who never smoked a dick.
Jonesguy14: Apparently not, that was a true wonderblow!

by SealingPhan April 18, 2009


Cunt

An abbreviation for the word "country", usually used in an insulting manor.

Tourorist132: Hey Ahmad, did you end up taking that trip to the US last spring?
Jihad523: Yeah man, but I hate that cunt.

by SealingPhan April 19, 2009

1πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Garden

Where your mom grows her azaleas!!!

Hey asshole, my dog just took a shit in your garden!!!

by SealingPhan April 19, 2009

27πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


New Fangled

An object, device, any product of mankind, which is deemed futuristic, unnecessary, and occasionally gay. Something is often called new fangled by a cranky old man who is spiteful of this new and awesome technology. Types of art can be considered new fangled as well, particularly music (commonly created by young people.

Brian: Hey Grandpa did you see that tricked out roll of tape Jimmy was rolling down the street!?

Grandpa Jones: Hell yes I did! That new fangled device surely cost his mama a pretty penny! In my day we used spit and semen to stick shit to shit!

Brian: STFU D0OD!!!!!!

by SealingPhan April 19, 2009

32πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Sissokosaurus

A rare dinosaur which is native to Kansas. This species is identified as near extinct by the TRFZA(That Really Famous Zoologist Association). The last few Sissokosauruses can be found living in Northern New Jersey, recently escaped from the Turtle Back Zoo-West Orange, NJ. The Sissokosaurus has the distinct characteristic of smiling continually, and has been documented as smiling for as long as 84 days and 6 hours.

We were at the frisbee game and all of a sudden a Sissokosaurus came out of nowhere and and Skyed that frisbee nazi!!

by SealingPhan April 14, 2009

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž