machtig

an australian mythical creature from queensland, who awakens from a century long slumber to warn the inhabitants of internet chat forums.

machtig: be careful
vandal: and jizz

10👍 2👎

binxy

He loves the nightlife, he loves to boogie, he loves the disco biscuits - however he has a small penis.

That Binxy thought he was suave, but when I saw him in the toilets he had the penis the size of murrays brain.

24👍 18👎

peacock gang

A group of homosexuals who live in uni share houses around inner melbourne suburbs. One usually has abnormaly hairy armpits and has a room full of incense to hide the smell of her twat.

"There goes the neighbourhood, the peacock gang just moved in"

15👍 25👎

police horse

a new twist on an old joke

vandal: why did the chicken cross the road?
locky: why?
vandal: police horse
locky: i dont get it

6👍 15👎

mockford

A queerbo with what he percieves to be an eclectic taste in music when in reality he just listens to emasculated nancy boys who consume copious amounts of jism on a daily basis.

"Look at that mockford with his howie day cd's, what a polesmoker. He should go back with the peacock gang"

8👍 8👎

synista

The way a dumb emo with a bad haircut spells sinister.

He needed to save ink to put around his eyes cause his mum confiscated his mascara, so he spelt sinister with two less letters. WTF is a synista?

4👍 2👎