Period Slap

When one person (male or female) slaps a woman with a (non-used) tampon or maxi pad, as an insult.

Mary was angry at Christina so she slapped her in the face with a pad... boy was that one hell of a period slap!

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the magic

Synonym for HIV or the AIDS virus.

1. Rivers Cuomo"I've got the magic in me"
Magic Johnson "Sorry to hear about that Rivers, I am also infected with the magic."

2. "This is where the magic happened." synonymous with " This is where I contracted the AIDS virus".

3. "This is where the magic happens." synonymous with "This is where I spread the AIDS virus."

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The Old Fashioned Poop and Run

A term used to define the instance where a person has clogged the toilet, but chooses to remain anonymous and blame it on others.

Upon returning home from work, I found the toilet clogged. None of my roommates took the blame and had claimed it to be the Jerry which was not around to defend himself. Ergo, The Old Fashioned Poop and Run

Blaccident

An automobile accident involving/caused by an afro-american due to poor driving ability, takes place daily in most urban areas.

Driver: Hey that's why traffic was so slow. There was an accident.

Passenger: No sir! There were negroes involved. That's a blaccident.

Driver: You're a racist!

Passenger: yes, yes I am.

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security fart

The test fart you make when you are unsure if it's a fart or a poop. Sometimes you fart. Sometimes you poop. "The farts you make are equal to the farts you take" -Paul McCartney.

This is really just a definition of an occurrence. Nobody uses security fart in a sentence.

Wet Oscar

(slang) A prank whereby a saliva-moistened finger is inserted into an unsuspecting person's nostril, often with a slight twisting motion, in the same manner as a wet willy.

Darren is such a jerk; he gave me a wet oscar.

tamale

When a person defecates in the toilet and wipes, but does not flush, therefore leaving what resembles a tamale, a traditional Latin American dish made of masa (a starchy dough, usually corn-based), which is steamed or boiled in a leaf wrapper.

Dave! You left a tamale in the toilet! Que es esta mierda!!!

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