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Blaccidents come from unknowing use of the camera on a phone, for instance while the phone's in your pocket you take pictures by mistake, burying the real picture you took and want to find under a pile of all-black mistake pictures, or blaccidents.
Unlike butt dials, blaccidents can accumulate up to the hundreds without anyone being able to warn against what you are doing.
Oh crap, you have to see this awesome thing, here look!! -- oh wait, no that one's just a blaccident. Oh no, so is this one!!! Where is that picture!!
When a well meaning white person accidentally makes a racial slur or reference about a person of color.
I brought some fried chicken over to Andre's house and didn't even think about how racist that would seem! I totally had a Blaccident!
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When a woman is expected to give birth to a white baby, but ends up delivering a black baby.
John: 'Oh babe, you're doing so well...push, push!'
Ashley: 'GGGRRRRR....AAAHHHHHH'
Crying fills the room....
John: 'What the fuck!?!'
Doctor laughing: 'Ha...looks like you had a blaccident'
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An automobile accident involving/caused by an afro-american due to poor driving ability, takes place daily in most urban areas.
Driver: Hey that's why traffic was so slow. There was an accident.
Passenger: No sir! There were negroes involved. That's a blaccident.
Driver: You're a racist!
Passenger: yes, yes I am.
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When you accidentally culturally appropriate African American culture or slang
White Person: Ayo dawg we finna act up tonight!
Other White Person: Oopsie Josh, you just had a blaccident!
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Giving birth to a black child or making a mistake when you are black
Otis gave birth to a black child!
Oh no, it seems he has made a blaccident
When a person gets too dark of a tan and looks african-american
"Looks like we've had another blaccident."
"Thats the third time this week! We can't keep giving away free tans because we keep messing up."