schiavo

To use a sympathetic person or situation as a pawn to attain political goals.

To get legislation passed, he schiavos using topics like baby seals, children, and brain dead patients.

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RN

Meaning 'rocket nipple'. When a girl is cold/wet/horny and you can see the outline of her hard nipples protruding from her shirt.

yo dawg get your fly ass on over hizzle and check out the RN on that brod. Dont you want to squizzle that bro? its mint.

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roffey

the noise a dogg makes during anal sex.

giver: "take it you bitch!"

taker: "ur ur roffey!"

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splarf

After taking a crap, barfing into the toilet with the crap still sitting in it.

Jimbo killed a 30 pack on his way to Cape May and was so drunk that splarfed in Ms. Prino's bathroom.

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gambling

The surest way of getting nothing from something.

I pissed all my cash awy gambling on the internet.

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Spum

A spin on spam. Spum is when people spam urban dictionary with silly personal attention requests of no relivence. For example: Alex P.

"Did you see all that spum about Brittany's secret panty moistener?!"

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butt monkey

Someone whose frequent nincompoopery and/or lack of intelectual capacity subjects themselves to public ridicule.

Karen's was such a butt monkey that she put her underwear on backwards

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