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The act of dropkicking midgets and/or dwarves.
Guy: Hey midget, look over there!
Midget: What? I don't see anything...OW! What the hell man! You just dropkicked me!
Guy: No no no, I just gave you a hotsamama.
Midget: You son of a bitch...
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A substance made up of Viagra and Dimetapp that is smoked to get high.
Last night I smoked so much Missouri Slip N' Slide I collapsed.
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To start a fight with a crowd of over 100 people, then spray them with a fire hose that shoots hot sauce.
Guy: Hey, you dumb KKK assholes, over here!
KKK Memeber: What the...hey brothers, get that man!
KKK Member 2: OW! My eyes, he's spraying us with hot sauce!
KKK Member 3: And the pressure from the house shot a hole in mid-section!
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That which is not to be hated on. There are three rules of The Puss:
1) Hit the puss like there's no tommorrow.
2) Never hate on the puss.
3) Ya gotsta protect The Puss with lethal force.
Joe: I turned down some Puss last night.
Bill: What!?
Joe: I just didn't feel like hitting The Puss.
Bill: We've been friends since we were babies, but I'm afraid this has to be done, pusshater!
<Bill kills Joe.>
Bill: Never hate on The Puss!
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To sleep on top of a homeless person as they sleep.
Look at that hobo sleeping over there, he is ripe for some cookashart.
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The act of breakdancing on a casket during a funeral.
Guy: Bust a move!
Woman: That's my husbands coffin, get off you monster!
Guy: Bitch sit back and respect a mans right to groove!
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