fifaitus

That time of the academic year when every male doesn't show up for school/college due to the latest release of FIFA Football/Soccer game. The name originates from a mixture of FIFA (International Federation of Association Football) & 'itus' (a common ending to an illness).

Teacher: Why didn't you turn up for class?

Pupil: Sorry Miss, I had a terrible case of fifaitus.

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Winners rights

The right to pot the remaining balls on the table after winning a game of pool.

Dave: Well played, fancy another game?
Sean: Yeah, after my winners rights

akay

teenage term which you usually use when your voice is breaking. It's a saying for acknowledgement

Would you like some butterscotch?

AKAY!

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