chubby pickle

A thick meaty penis that has a salty flavor.

"honey, I'm hungry."

"Here... have a chubby pickle, dear"

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tunnel bunny

A hooker, whore, prostitute. Term usually used to describe whores in big cities such as New York and Chicago because they stand and wait for customers in traffic tunnels.

"Hey Dad, Let's go into the city and check out the tunnel bunnies; you're paying this time!"

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monkey

someone who has sub-human intelligence.

"Isn't it sad that we have two monkeys running for president right now?"

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hand release

A legal hand job performed by a massousse.

If you go to a massousse and she asks you if you would like hand release, say yes and enjoy.

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CNA

Certified nursing assistant, or someone who washes bedpans.

rick: look at this mole, do you think it's cancer?
bob: I can ask my girlfriend, she's a CNA.
rick: shut up fuckhead, a CNA is someone who washes bedpans for a living.

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florida

The only state in the country where the further north you go, the further south you get. Also a lovely place to retire.

If I retire rich, I will probably live in or around Miami, but if I retire poor, I'll probably retire up North near the panhandle, in a trailor, with my dog Rufus. someone kill me

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sperm recepticle

One who allows many men to penetrate and or ejaculate in their vagina/anus.

Tom: your mom is a sperm recepticle
Bob: fuck you Tom

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