dragonslayer

Function: noun
A person or company hired or contracted to solve a problem that does not exist.

We paid that dragonslayer, Haliburton, $5bn to create a new line of military toilet seats.

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melonball

Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent

I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.

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melonball

Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent

I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.

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