Mao Tse Lung

A viral flu-like infection in humans, which targets the lungs, and is caused by the SARS-COV-2 virus. Originally detected in Wuhan, China. Also known as COVID19 and Flu Manchu.

I can’t go to work. I think I have Mao Tse Lung.

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When you’re on Zoom and you think the camera is off, so you whip it out.

Employee 1: What happened to Reuben?

Employee 2: He got fired for zoom dick during a conference call.