Minecraft bedrock

formerly "pocket edition" this edition is available between console, mobile, and windows 10. It's also where the majority of Minecraft players play on. It's also named the Microsoft version of Minecraft. Unlike java, this version uses a Microsoft account rather than a mojang account

Not to be confused with Minecraft java, bedrock edition was basically what mojang want minecraft to be. this version is coded in c++ unlike java edition which is obviously coded in java, bedrock is designed to run on low end devices.

Many claim that this edition literally has a ton of bugs when reality, Minecraft java technically has more bugs than bedrock but since the java community loves the bugs, mojang decided that they will call the bugs as "features"

Comparing the UI, bedrock has a somewhat "windows 10" style theme and the logo simply just reads "Minecraft" a non pixelated logo and you are able to see your skin on the right.

The gameplay is similar to java although there are some minor differences from java,

- there is no combat system in bedrock however, combat tools (like the sword) do more damage

- there is no "Spectator mode" and "hardcore mode"
- the wither has more health in java and can do a "dash attack* however, it can't regenerate health

- skeletons do not move when attacking you

(Go to Minecraft wiki for more differences)

Guy 1: ey man, what edition of Minecraft do you play?
Guy 2: Minecraft bedrock edition

Guy 1: Oh coolz time to kill some kids

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8x

That classmate who copies your answer

F1: hey dude

F2: what
F1: don't expose your answers to 8x's

North London

Part of London where it's just crime and stabbing people

Guy1: ey where ye goin?
Guy2: North London

Guy1: ehh good luck on not gettin stabbed

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SIMP - 19

Being an idiot while infected with covid 19

Bruh1: hey man why u acting so weird
Bruh1: *drunk as fuck* cuz iiimmmm infected with simp - 19

MKUltra

In simple plain words: a mind control program by the CIA during the cold war

Guy1: I heard that our comrade had been brainwashed by the capitalists

Guy2: yes cos during the nam war, our friend was captured by the capitalists and being experimented in the CIA program "MKUltra"

Bag o' diabetes

Used when someone brings a large amount of sweets, coke, cake, etc. Sometimes you may use diabetes rather than bag o' diabetes (some people may think this is offensive)

F1: *brings more than 5 coke cans*
You: Shit that's a bag o' diabetes right there

Sentence 2

F1:*brings more than 5 coke cans*
Ey man you want some diabetes

Urban dictionary

A website where 95% of all definitions have to include something sexual

The website is just a "slang word" dictionary..... well almost

guy1: hows the browsing of urban dictionary been?
guy2: weird. everything in the website has to include sexual things