sempla-fi

I love our Marines, but this is the one Marine in particular that is the dumbass of the group. The one who needs explanation of every detail in every situation.
The one who basis his only value and identity being enlisted in the USMC.
The drunk guy at the bar you have to pull aside and explain for 45 minutes why he can't kill people for looking at him funny.
The one who constantly preaches K.I.S.S (keep it simple stupid)
The guy that hasn't served in the USMC in over 20 years but always claims "once a Marine, always a Marine" or "Former Marine".
The one who demands perfection but is far from it!

Im a "devil dawg". Oh yeah? When did you serve? "30 years ago in Vietnam." you mean you were a devildawg?? "Former Devil Dawg son, get it straight." ok , let me Sempla-Fi something for you. Vietnam ended in the 70's

Devastator

Originally known as a shocker, briefly evolved into a bigger surprise. It involves interlocking both hands and going 4 in the pink and two in the stink. This is the original Devastator

Lashonda was pissed at me for giving her the old Devastator last night. I was drunk I had too!

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homie walk

Originated by Jesus Christ of Nazereth. He was walking on water. HE walked up the front of the wave and back down the backside of the wave. After 4 or 5 waves it became its own walk. HIS boys in the boat were amazed, thought it was so cool they shared the story via charades. Over the years became known as the "homie walk" aka pimpwalk. All the homies think they're cool but they really stole it from Jesus.

Look at that gangsta walking like he is hard! He's trying to do the homie walk