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An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.
Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.
"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.
The only thing worse than Friend zone, it is a state in which a man is so irrelevant in a woman's life that he can't be considered a "friend".
Guy1: I saw you talking to Stacy, you two hooking up?
Guy2: Nah man, she hit me with the "A guy I know" Zone.
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Someone who is around average intelligence but is so opinionated and full of themselves that they think they're some kind of genius. Midwits have a shallow understanding of things and at first can seem a bit smart, until you dig deeper and realize they're just posers. They overlap with pseuds.
Johnny posted yet another article about advanced quantum dynamics. It got me interested because I actually studied physics, but when I asked him about it he barely knew what he was saying, what a midwit!
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Playgating (for a lack of a better word) is pretending to hate something while actually being a huge fan.
Playgaters are actually just spiteful that other people can freely express their quirky interests without fear of being mocked, so they demean others to make themselves feel better.
Noun: Playgater
Person 1: Say, did you see the Naruto finale episode, it was so lit.
Person 2: Yea, I especially liked the- ...
Playgater: (Has watched every episode, plus spin-off special) Ha! You losers actually watch that crap? Such weebs!
"Johnny told me he hates anime, but I caught him buying Dragon Ball DVDs at the Mall, classic playgating".