Finnbar

Finnbar is one of the most loyal and respectful friends you could ever have. Even when the going gets tough, finnbar is a hard worker and he never gives up. Finnbar has a great sense of humor, and wants nothing more than to see you smile and hear you laugh.

If you happen to be lucky enough to have a finnbar as a friend, don’t ever let him go. He’s a gift.

Jim: “Man, I’m feeling pretty sad”

John: “You need a Finnbar, he always cheers me up”

Jim: “Thanks!”

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pumpernick

a phrase that your weird friend uses to confuse or baffle you. if your friend uses this word, it's definitely made up! BEWARE!!! it doesn't actually exist, don't let him fool you.

A: Let me pumpernick that onion

B: That's a made up word! Totally not real!

A: aw man, you caught me red handed :(