back wheels

Derived from the shape of a tricycle, the back wheels are the testicles to the front wheel's penis

Whilst shagging a massive monster of a woman, I slipped the back wheels in.

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Year of the Wibble

2005 started off well for "the Wibbler" with a large amount of female contact during the first week of the year. Hence, this will be a fantastic year with the opposite sex for all those that wibble.

That Wibbler's sucked more titties than he's smoked biftas this year. If must be the Year of the Wibble.

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Jimmy Floyd

A term of modern rhyming slang derived from the rat-faced footballer Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. Refers to the act of male masturbation.

Sorry I'm late. I had a cheeky Jimmy Floyd before I left the house.

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Do the Decent Thing

A phrase that can be heard above the screams and the grunts of 'men only' establishments such as conservative clubs and roman baths. It is customary in such dens of rampant homosexuality that, should a gentleman be kind enough to let you make brown love with him, during the act you should repay his generosity with a reach around.

Come on Tarquin, I've let you into my pooey palace of pleasure, now do the decent thing and grab hold of my todger!

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