1) a dick
2) someone that acts like a dick
1) he has a huge todger
2) mike is such a todger
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A big fat hairy cock. Or a seish kebab!
pass the chutney before my todger goes cold!
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Penis Dick Cock basically a hilarious word for male genetalia
Often used in chatrooms
1: Hit 111111111 if you'll flash on cam!
2: (insert name here) is a 48 year old fat greasy todger with 3 kids and a wife.
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a name for a penis, used famously by the late Oliver Reed
I'd like for her and my todger to get well acquainted
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โDrunk off your assโ; having a difficult time walking and/or speaking coherently (can sometimes only say โAHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHโ) as a result of heavy alcohol imbibement. Someone who is at this point can be nicknamed โTodgermanโ or โTodgerwomanโ as though they have become a drunk alter ego/superhero-type character.
Man, after 5 of those double martinis last night I was todgered!
Kevin is totally Todgerman at the bonfire tonight!
To describe something that's small, most commonly a penis, but can be used to describe anything small.
Person 1 : Do you want to see my dog?
Person 2 : Yeah okay
Person 1 : Here it is
Person 2 : It's only a little todger!
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