Cock Flopping

A reference to the act of rubbing ones penis over a object in order to take ownership of it.

Alt. Attempting to obtain something using underhanded means

After the game Carl and I argued who’s ball we had been playing with, after cock flopping it, I told him he can f’ing keep it. Gross

Sausage Knocking

Looking for a sexual partner. Ref late night knocking on potential sexual partners window or door. A booty call.

Alt. Trying your luck with someone. An unlikely to be accepted request or deal.

After a few drinks Carl could often be found sausage knocking at one of his ex’es