Biwi

A fiscally irresponsible individual who purchases items that they clearly cannot afford. Biwi is an acroymn derived from the phrase "But I Want It" which is commonly used by these individuals to justify their poor decision.

I think Jacob is a biwi because he earns less than $50k/year but he just signed a lease on a luxury SUV immediately after returning from his 2-week trip to Mykonos.

ipa-hole

A beer snob; Any person who pretends to enjoy overly bitter and unnecessarily hoppy IPA-style beers in a lame attempt to pass themselves off as a sophisticated and intellectually superior beer connoisseur.

I bought my friend a pilsner but he refused to drink it because, apparently, it wasn't hoppy or bitter enough for his refined tastes. He's a complete ipa-hole.

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