mouthguard

Placing your flaccid penis into a woman's mouth and bending it in a 'U' shape like a mouth-guard.

Beth would not shut the hell up last night so I gave her a mouthguard.

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turdtantic

A huge log of shit; a turd so big that you have to throw ice cubes at it in the toilet until it sinks.

I had gyros last night and today I had to sink the turdtantic.

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