Exclamation Point

A fart at the end of a good, long piss.

pppppppssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ... pfft
Exclamation point!

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TLTS

Too long to spell

Q: Do you start your new job tomorrow or Monday?
A: M. TLTS

Urban Coon Hunt

A police helicopter with an active searchlight, flying over an urban area.

Jill: "What's that police helicopter looking for with that searchlight?"
Jack: "It's just another urban coon hunt."

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salmon

A cyclist going the wrong way in a bike lane.

The defendant blamed the collision on the fact that he had to take evasive action when he encountered a salmon in the bike lane. (Bike Snob NYC)

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