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Luigi's rap.
Stolen from Waluigi.
She sells sea shells on a sea shore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells cause theres loads on the sand
You must create a sense of scarcity shells will sell much better if people think theyre rare you see
Bare with me take as many shells as you can find and hide em on an island stock pile em high until theyre rarer than a diamond
You gotta make the people think that they want m
Really want m, really fuckin want m
Hit m like Bronson
Influencers product placement featured prime time entertainment
If you havenât got a shell then youre just a fucking waste man
its monopoly, invest inside some property start a corporation make a logo do it properly
Shells must sell that will be your new philosophy swallow all your morals theyre a poor mans quality
Expand expand expand clear forest make land fresh blood on hand
Why just shells why limit yourself She sells sea shells sell oil as well
Guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds sell rocks sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Press on the gas take your foot off the brakes - run to be the president of the United States
Big smile mate, big wave that's great, now the truth is overrated tell lies out the gate
Polarise the people, controversy is the game, it don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
The world is yours step out on a stage to a round of applause youre a liar a cheat a devil a whore
And you sell sea shells on the sea shore