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La campanella is a set of pieces derived of the same Paganini Violin Concerto No.2 in B Minor, the most popular is the S.139 versions in 1851, tho thats not the only piece derived from that concerto, there exists the "Grande Fantisie de bravoure sur La Clochette", the "La Campanella S.140 (1834)" and the more popular "La Campanella S.139 (1851)" the more recent la campanella's are the most simplified version of La Clochette, considered being the most difficult Liszt piece (technically wise) the recent versions are still technically dificult, but like, La clochette is the hardest, just look it up, you will die.
P1: Hey im learning Liszt La Campanella
P2:Wich one?
P1:S.139 version
P2:Lmao thats easy try something harder like idk Mazeppa S.137 or Fusees S.137
P1: Do you want me to die
P2: yes i hate you should KILL YOURSELF
Ling Ling is a non-binary (gay icon) inside joke of the popular youtube influencers "TwoSetViolin" wich consists of a child violin virtuoso/prodigy whom practices 40 hours a day, they are the masters at all the instruments and its that one asian child who beats you in every Menuhin competition.
Son: Mom i got 3th place in the school talent show!
Mom: *in a heavy asian accent* HOW COME YOU ONLY ON THIRD PLACE LAH, LING LING ALREADY MAKE MUSIC SCHOOLS AND YOU LAZY ONLY PLAY VIDEO GAME ALL DAY, DO YOU WANT ME TO KUNG-PAO YOUR CHICKEN??!
Son: holy fuck
hand and ball breaking music that destroys your hands and is like almost impossible to play at the original tempo, only god valentina lisitsa gets close, also the chords are so huge like wtf i cant reach 13's! the second piano concerto is the most popular one overshadowing the 1st and 3th and 4th, didnt even know there was a 4th, also its one of the most romantical pieces of music and it makes me cum everytime i hear it
Pianist 1: Hey what repertoire are you learning?
Pianist 2:Rachmaninoff concerto.
Pianist 1: My best wishes for your balls.
P1: Hey look at that guy over there, he's smoking hot!
P2:man i love femboys
P1: Hey you know the new guy?
P2: Yeah he is a violist
P1: Oh dear god, hope he gets well soon
Liszt is some dude that played the piano, yeah, and he like, sent all pianists in the hospital for broken fingers, his music sounds really good, its just that.. almost no one can play like he wrote them as, my favorite lizst piece is Mazeppa S.137 and im trying to learn it, TRYING. yeah, i think i need to wait for my 6th finger to arrive before i can play him, also he was hungry or something like that, greatist virtuoso pianist that ever lived (next to rachmaninoff)
Pianist1: Hey dude that performance of Trans Etude N.4 was great! it sounded like liszt was playing!
Franz Liszt: I am Liszt.
Pianist1: can i marry you