Mexican ADT

Leaving the television on in one's home to fool potential burglars into thinking the house is occupied. Named after the large home security company ADT and the prevalence of the technique in poor minority neighborhoods.

"The front door lock is broken, but don't worry - I have Mexican ADT."

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Wet

In basketball, a player is wet when he seems incapable of missing a shot, especially a long-range jump-shot.

Damn, that's three threes in a row. Steve Nash is wet!

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Jocking My Nuts

Behavior in which an overbearing wife/girlfriend continually calls to check on her man's activities.

Three calls in one hour? That girl is really jocking my nuts.

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Hit the Slopes

A re-fashioned skiing expression indicating cocaine use.

I got a gram from Andy. Wanna go hit the slopes?

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