Happy Ball

A corny and pointless practice where people say things that are overly happy or untrue to make others feel better. Basically it's trying to encourage people in a really stupid way, or if they have no hope of succeeding. Someone who does this is said to be "playing Happy Ball".

"If you believe, you can achieve!"
"Always try your best, and most importantly, have fun!"

Guy 1: Everybody's a winner!
Guy 2: Yo stop playing happy ball.

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stalker rage

The way some stalkers react when the girl isn't interested - they may unleash their frustrations through self-injury, screaming, throwing or breaking things, tantrums, violent masturbation, and other anti-social behavior.

"I just saw Mitch hitting himself in the balls, he must have some stalker rage"

Guy 1: She doesn't like you, man. Get over it.
Stalker: GET AWAY FROM ME!

Jesus bot

A type of internet troll who comes onto sites posting radical Christian messages and prayers. Flames users who disagree.

"Harry Potter is sinful witchcraft! It should be kept away from our children."

Guy 1: Man, I was online when some guy told me I was going to hell for watching Family Guy.
Guy 2: Uh-oh, sounds like a Jesus bot.

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