don't haytch my mellow

Similar to the old fashioned saying “don’t cramp my style” but it’s cooler, and more hip to say than that old boomer saying

Bob: hey John can I tag along with you to that party on Thursday
John: nah bruh don't haytch my mellow

penisalso

I don’t know

John: “what the fuck is ‘penisalso’”
Bob: “I’m not sure, what the fuck IS ‘penisalso’ stand alone Obi-wan movie starring Ewan McGreggor”

SABT

Semi Aquatic Bird Tape

Prior to the signing of the Semi Aquatic Bird Namesake Protection Act of 1954 (signed in 2014), which banned the use of semi aquatic bird names in commercial productions, SABT was called by “redacted tape.” The company was soon sold to Talone Fetherbeek, an aspiring entrepreneur at the time. After rebranding, the SABT co. saw it’s most sales ever since

Gym: “hey pass the SABT”
Bill: “what?”
Gym: “the Semi Aquatic Bird Tape”
Bill: “oh yeah! That stuff is great!”
Narrator: “this message may include a paid promotion”