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Abbreviation for the internet phenomenon known as Two Girls, One Cup. For those in the know, this is self-explanatory. If you haven't seen it, please don't look it up. Although now, I know you will. A short summary: this is a video that starts innocently enough with two girls (surprise!) kissing each other, when for some reason, the next step amounts to one of the girls taking a fat steaming shit into a clear glass. It's actually pretty amazing at first, as it seems that the girl's rectum is in all actuality a chocolate ice cream dispenser. Once the cup is full, the girls dig in. They proceed to eat and then smear fecal matter all over each other. Then, as if that wasn't enough, vomiting is introduced into the scene, and.. well.. it just goes downhill from there. If you really must see this video, do yourself a favor and have someone film you when you first see it. This is another offshoot of this, as people have taken to filming reactions to 2g1c, which are funnier than the original.
guy: Hey, have you seen 2g1c?
guy2: No, what is that all about?
guy: Oh, just watch this video...
guy2: Oh god.. OH GOD... OH MY FUCKING GOD!
guy: **giggle**
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Word used by Bible-toters to replace the objectionable word of fart. Farts usually follow a day of drinking draft beer and eating soft-boiled eggs, whereas a poot is usually let loose on a church pew after a healthy breakfast of grapefruit and bran muffins. Both can have nosehair curling stench and loud re-verberating echoes, however the poot is usually excused as "God's Little Airhorn".
Gospel singer: "Gosh, I just let a little poot. I'm so embarrased." **blush**
Motorcycle mechanic: "Jesus, I almost shit myself with that air biscuit. Bring me another PBR"
Gospel singer: "That's so disgusting"
Motorcycle mechanic: "Baahh, man up and grow a pair, ya little sissy" **belch**
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In today's fast paced world, every minute counts. Fast food restaurants have got the practice of fast food sales down to a science. However, as with any industry, when human interaction is necessary, there is room for error. McTrust occurs when you patronize a fast food establishment, and you receive you order without checking to see if it is correct. This is the exact moment of McTrust. As you pull off from the drive-thru window, you gamble the few precious seconds that checking your order before you leave allows you. This small moment is the difference in getting where you are going just a little quicker if the level of McTrust is high at that particular restaurant. The McTrust level is earned over a period of time. The higher the level, the more likely your order will be correct. It should be noted that McTrust is easy to lose as well. After one bad experience, you will probably stop to check your order at that particular place for quite some time into the future, if even returning at all. It is almost like a slot machine at a casino, as you reach your destination. You open your bag to the moment of truth: is it right or wrong? Having your order correct is a great feeling. But if you receive something completely wrong, it is then you must decide to eat the crap or return to fix the offending order. If you have to get back in your car and return, then you have wasted precious moments of your life dealing with schmucks who can't correctly place a fast food order in a bag. A portion of your existence will be spent with no other purpose other than to correct some idiot's malfeasance regarding your food experience. In closing, McTrust should be taught in training for any fast food environment, even though the participants in the training probably won't realize the gravity of the valuable commodity of McTrust.
Person #1: SON OF A BITCH!
Person #2: What's wrong, guy?
Person #1: Those cocksuckers at {fast-food restaurant} fucked me again! I ordered a double cheeseburger with no onions and they gave me a bag of onions with a side of pickled pig's feet. Their McTrust just went to ZERO. I guess I'll be back in a few minutes.
Person #2: Why? Where are you going?
Person #1: Heading back up there to bury my foot in the manager's ass. Here, hold this $200 for bail money, because I am going to need it by the time I get done thrashing this asshole.
Person #2: Uhh, sure man.. whatever.
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A wonderful Southern state. From Huntsville in the north to Mobile in the south, Alabama has a lot to offer. The entire state is steeped in history, with a lot of civil rights precedents set in Montgomery. Home to University of Alabama, which provides great SEC football year after year. Head down to the gulf shores, and relax as warm breezes blow in off the Gulf of Mexico. Everyone here is friendly and happy, unlike most parts of the United States. I see how some people have taken to saying BAMA as a sign of disrespect, mainly in the Washington DC area. That's fine.. keep your silly perceptions. I would much rather be sipping a margarita on the beach in Mobile instead of dodging bullets in DC. The only thing in DC is criminals and politicians..so just more criminals. All you yankees can stay up north, noone wants you down here anyways. God bless Alabama!
Washington DC resident: Damn it's cold. I can't even get out to shovel my driveway with all the bullets flying around.
Alabama resisdent: Gee, that's too bad. I'm gonna head down to the beach and watch the hotties in their bikinis walk by. Hey bartender, bring us another pitcher of margaritas.
GO BAMA... ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!
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As another definition states, the shovelhead engine is a type of V-twin engine that was manufactured by the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Company between 1966
and 1984. As with all Harley-Davidson motors, the Shovelhead has a distinct sound, and is still quite desirable as a power plant. The motorcycle parts company known as S&S has come out with a "retro" Shovelhead style of motor, thus allowing people who don't want to mess with the motor's notorious headaches can own one that doesn't cause nearly as much problems. The original Shovelhead motors can be cantankerous, but if taken care and properly maintained, they can also last for years. UNLIKE some other definitions here, Shovelheads are not necessarily for people who "can't afford a new Evo". There are quite a few folks who enjoy the older bikes, as they were from a time when it wasn't a passing fad to own a Harley. This is like saying someone who owns a 69' Camaro only does so because he can't afford a Cadillac Escalade. Just because you can afford to buy something new, that doesn't necessarily make it better. Evo engines that came out in 1985 and later on Twin Cam engines are nice, durable and reliable motors that don't need constant maintenance. This makes it nice for the crowd that bought a bike to fit in with the neighbors. But if you want to learn about history, and learn the inner workings of your bike, get a Shovel. You will get a history lesson as well as learn how to work on your bike, but the end result is a beautiful piece of American motorcycle legend.
Evo owner: I say, Biff, your sparkling new Twin-Cam 88 motor is absolutely spotless!
Twin Cam owner: Why yes, Chauncey, for I have yet to ride it over 25 miles an hour. It is a superb piece of Harley-Davidson machinery, indeed. Have you seen my new $300 Harley-Davidson Leather Jacket? It is a wonderous piece of clothing, for I only wear it on the weekend. Shall we head to the local watering hole, for I desire a Michelob Ultra and to partake in some witty biker banter with Cecil and Ophelia.
Shovelhead owner: Why don't you two jackoffs got get a room and fondle each other? I WANNA FUCKING RIDE!!!
*sound of Shovelhead being kicked over*
Shovelhead rides off into the sunset, belching smoke and oil.....
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Yet another in a long line of ghetto-fabulous idiots that managed to piss a away a career by acting like a thug. His uninspiring selfishness has led him to be considered a "running" quarterback when in fact he is probably closer to a running back that will only pass if threatened. Most of his fans love him for his nappy cornrowed hair and ability to spread herpes farther than any of his passes ever made it. However, things are looking up as he has found Jebus and now is in the good company of other degraded black athletes such as Rae Carruth and OJ.
"Hey, did you hear that Michael Vick was suspended by the NFL and he lost his multi-million dollar contract with Nike?
"Tough break, nigga, there's always Fruit Loops"
**sound of Vick's private plane heading to Canada for his debut on the Toronto Argonauts. Or the Edmonton Eskimos. Or whoever.**
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