oral sex

The most boring form of sex.
Highly overrated.
A poor substitute for fucking.

1.It's a mystery why anyone likes to perform oral sex. It's boring and there are no sex nerves in your mouth.

2.Jack eschewed oral sex in favor of the Real Deal- some hardcore banging.

3.James still felt unsatisfied after getting oral sex from his best bud Jim. "What a waste of time!" he said. I should have masturbated with a wet rag instead. Unsatisfied, he slipped away into the night to find a female hooker.

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dowdification

see "dowding"
see "Fallujah" as well.

Maureen Dowd! What a liberal twit!

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united nations

A support group for people who are unusually obsessed with Israel for some reason.
Contains both raging leftists and crazy Islamists who just sit around and talk about Israel all day long in Manhattan with American money paying to clean up all the filth that spills out when you open the door.

Why don't they all just move it to Palestine?
The feckless condor circled the U.N. building, looking for the dead Jew.

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Ted Turner

Another liberal billionaire.
Once married Jane Fonda (after her affair with the Viet Cong).
See George Soros

The lesbian protester was unable to name any Republican billionaires.

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policy

A relationship between two people defined by extreme politeness, and an aversion to offense of and kind-real or perceived.
Superficial, this may or may not lead to deeper friendship.

Marc pondered on the high level of policy in his relationship with Chesterfield. They bent over backwards to be nice to each other.

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Vertu

Utter nonsense.

A golden cell phone. What crap! My plastic Kyocera looks better than that for cheap. Go buy a Blackberry instead.

Boy: "Dude, what is that?"
Girl: "It's a Vertu."
Boy: "Utter Vertu!"

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camera phone

A criminal obsession of the truly retarded.

Something people with jobs that matter don't have, because in occupations/industries where it really counts, cameras are security risks.
Every other clueless wannabe has one though.

Michael complained about the pictures on his camera phone, when they turned out to be way below yearbook quality.
"I thought I was getting an SLR!" he lamented.

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