Bleach

The best drink in the world

Bartender- what will it be?

Guy- I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Bartender- I got just the thing.
(brings back bleach and a revolver)

Bartender- go nuts!!

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boyfriend

Something women own and are total bitches about

Guy- I like your top it is very nice.
Bitchy white girl- I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

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