Broad Wing

When a person's body is completely normal looking until you look at the mid section and there is big globs of fat sticking out on each side that give the person giant love handles that are just "There" for no apparent reason.

PERSON #1: That woman looks like an egg!

PERSON #2: Blah! eww! She has one of the worst cases of Broad Wing I've ever seen!

Shopper of Mass Destruction

The retail shoppers who make sure that they mess up the whole store in search for that one shirt they MUST have which ends up getting returned a week later.

John- "My department looks perfect. Nothing can mess this up. I can finally relax!"
Bill- "OH No! Its a Shopper of Mass Destruction! Hurry and lock the doors.
John- "I don't have enough time...We're done for...!"