Sigma Male

Introverted alpha bro, and usually your roommate who hates everyone in the town he now lives in because he rarely goes outside, yet has many concrete opinions on things he's never experienced. "I dont need anyone else. I only need myself," type beat. However, they moms give them boxes of food and work 10-20 hours a week. Not all sigma males are silver platter, though.

Their romance relationships are short lived since they rarely see past the bridge of their nose. Will stand in your doorway and monotonely talk about culturally appropriating a native Peruvian tribe for aesthetic purposes only, and will tell you to take 5ml of crab salt and lake soot with your protein shakes because Joe Rogan made an ad for it. Then proceeds to take meth molly after his DMT trip. These mf think this is creative mode, while we all playing on survival.

My roommate just got back from an ayahuasca trip, and he will NOT stop listening to Joe Rogan. He also bought some raw sheep hide on etsy after he found out he's 0.08% Peruvian from Ancestry.com. His Toyota Tacoma plates say Cali and I'm worried about whether his mom is coming to drop off his food today because he hasn't turned on the blender in over 5 hours. He's soooo Sigma male.

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