pookerface

A pokerface for pooping during a Zoom call. For the sake of decent society, you have to carefully arrange your facial expression so that it's not obvious that you're downloading more than just video data.

Tony: The Thai food came back with a vengeance during the quarterly meeting. I don't think anyone noticed that I was on the toilet.
Fonzi: Ooohh is that why you were straining and staring into space? We thought you were mad! You've got a pretty good pookerface!

easter bug

Much like a software easter egg, an easter bug is designed to add unexpected functionality, but the big difference is it is disguised as a coding bug.

Miko: We found a potential bug during your code review that causes Jimmy Rustles to win the sweepstakes every year on their birthday. What a weird coincidence.
Bernie: Yeah, must be an off-by-one error, so weird.
Chi Chi: ... did you make an easter bug?
Bernie: Keep your mouth shut, Chi Chi.

Boomer holes

When you move into a house previously owned by a boomer, and the floors have holes for cable TV wires, the wall has a phone jack for a landline, etc.

We should get some posters and paintings to cover up all these boomer holes.

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Swedish Facial

1. A mix of Swedish (rather aggressive) massage and a facial

2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.

Monica: She told me to eat better or I'll get fat. I asked her "Do the calories from your diet food still count if I shove them up your ass?"

JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!