Tech-arted

Tech-arted is an adjective to describe someone who has no idea how to use anything technological (e.g. Digital Camers, Computers, etc).

The word is derived from the words "Technology" and "Retarded".

Mom: KENNY! How do I work this god damned computer!

Kenny: JESUS CHRIST! Why the fuck do you have to be so Tech-arted! Do I have to do everything on this computer for you!?

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Hizzurps

Another word for alcohol/booze. Used commonly to describe what girls drink, ex. Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Tom: Dude is Bella drunk?
Mike: Yeah man! She's smashed of them hizzurps!

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