omnitextual

Someone willing to text through a diverse array of messaging platforms.

Omnitextual: someone willing to text through a diverse array of messaging platforms.

He asked me if I preferred SMS, Facebook, or Hangouts. I said I was OK with anything, I'm an omnitextual.

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Soggy Corndog

When a guy with foreskin has so much sex or masturbates so much that his foreskin puffs up and looks like a soggy corndog.

I was spanking it so much last night that I'm packing a soggy corndog today.