Josie

Josie is that person who either looks like an Oreo, or/ and is a sesh monster. Usually has a max speed of about 5 mph and eats pizza for breakfast. Lies all the time and fakes having dead relatives and being lactose intolerant except for when the have chocolate and say it’s a “special variety” when we all know she’s broke and got it from Asda. 90% of the time will wear blue or pink Tesco clothes and shoes and will end up looking like an obese my little pony.

“Oh don’t talk to them it’s a JOSIE!”

“Omg thx for telling me! I can tell, she’s taking Tylenol!”

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