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1) Using your hands to describe the size and/or motion of a woman's breasts.
2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex into making a decision such as, not issuing a traffic ticket.
Woman: I was totally speeding through a school zone and got pulled over. I removed a few buttons, used some breastures, and the cop let me go with only a warning.
1) Using your hands to visually describe the size, shape, or movement of a woman's breasts.
2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex. Such as unbuttoning to avoid a traffic ticket.
Woman: He should have given me a ticket, but a few buttons removed and some breastures got me off with a warning.
16π 3π
1) A person who talks while sitting on the toilet taking a dump in a public restroom.
2) A person who stands outside a public restroom stall talking to another person who is taking a dump in the stall.
I was trying to take a dump at work and this "stallker" was standing outside the stall and wouldn't stop talking to me.
23π 9π
The neighbor that refuses to mow his lawn more than once per month.
Did you see that lawn down the street? It must be a foot tall. What a grasshole !!
47π 15π
A photograph of someone else's body or face used to falsely portray yourself on a website such as MySpace.
Woman: What happened to your big arms and the six pack abs you had in your MySpace photos?
Man: Ohhhh... those photos weren't of my body. That was my iBod.
A photo of someone else's face or body falsely used as your own on an internet site such as MySpace.
Woman: "On your MySpace pic you had six pack abs and big arms."
Man: "Ohhhh... that wasn't me, that's just my iBod."
12π 3π
A sometimes loud, always odorous, expulsion from the butt which occurs while sleeping. Also see fart.
Woman: I hardly slept at all last night.
Man: Why? Was I snoring?
Woman: Not exactly. You were butt snoring, which is why I ended up sleeping in the guest room.
28π 3π