Turtles Peaking

When You Go to Take a Poop, But then It hangs There, You try to take a Deep breath and Squeeze it out, But it just goes Right back up your Butt hole.

I had to take a Dump, I Tried to make it quick, But it stayed then it went back in. - Sounds to me you have Turtle's Peaking.

Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.

Milk Tits

A person who does a favor or lends and or gives you money, and thinks you owe your life to him or her because of it.

Gary thinks because he let me have a sandwich that I owe him my first born. Ok, Milk Tits.