Fictosexuality

An Asexual identity where you are attracted to fictional characters. Unfortunately Fictosexuality isn't understood but it should be learned and accepted because there is nothing wrong having a fictional character as a love interest as long if it's not a child or an animal but if the fictional character you simp for is an animal and you fantasize as an animal then you are in the clear.

Me:I'm a Fictosexual and I'm Valid and to the people say I'm not Valid Fuck you
My VRCHAT family and friends: yea you go girl
Fictophobes: Fictosexuality isn't a thing
Me: looks at them what did you say
Fictophobes: Fictosexuality isn't a thing (teases me) what are ya gonna do now
Me: ANGEL ALASTOR KICK THESE ASSES
Fictophobes: (turns around and sees my beloveds)

Angel Dust: (smirks while carrying his tommy gun) who said that our Girlfriend/boyfriend ain't valid

Alastor: who dares says that my beloved Emerald isn't Valid
Fictophobes: oh shit see I told you we shouldn't say anything that Fictosexuality isn't a thing l think we should RUN (runs away as Angel Dust and Alastor chase them)

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Expecto Patronum

A charm that protects you from dementors

Me: Severus Help Me a dementor is trying to take my soul
Severus: EXPECTO PATRONUM YOU SOUL SUCKING FIEND

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