ass whistle

Someone who is loud, obnoxious and very much not liked.
Rooted in the horrible sounds and smells of a colonoscopy prep which are both loud and obnoxious.

Why did David act so rude and obnoxious when Julie came over? What is his problem?
Don't pay any attention to him. He's a total ass whistle.

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facebook-centric

Someone who only posts every little detail about their lives and only reads responses to their own postings.

I thought Jane would see the post about meeting up for lunch.

Na, she's so facebook-centric if you don't post to her directly she'll never bother to see it.