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Bumn is the swear version of bum (as in, ass). Just as damn is the swear version of dam. (Well, not really a 'swear,' but certainly not something you'd hear a child say!)
Unlike damn and dam, however, bumn DOES have the same meaning as bum.
Person A: "Goddammit! I have shit stains on my underwear again!"
Person B: "Well, if you'd just wipe your damn bumn better, you wouldn't have that problem, moron, now would you?"
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"Sex yes!" (also "Sex yea!") is a new phrase that will soon catch on like wildfire. It dates back to May 22, 2007, when I invented it.
This is so damn catchy that I should get it patented! Let me explain the story of my discovery: this all started LONG before Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie and their "that's hot!". From when I was like 13 on, I would always say (and still do), "that's insert level of sexiness here sexy." I realize that a few years ago, Paris Hilton said that her new phrase would be "that's sexy" but I have DATED PAPERS on which I used to scribble "that's sexy" in school, and they were from way before that skank ever started using MY phrase.
It can be used in place of "Hell yes!," "Shit yea!," and "Fuck yea!". It has nothing to do with sex (and if it is used in a context involving sex, that is purely coincidental), just as "hell yes," "shit yea," and "fuck yea" have nothing to do with hell, shit, and fuck, respectively. It can also be used in place of "You bet your sweet ass _______"
Example 1:
Person A: Did you have fun last night?
Person B: SEX YES I did! (Meaning something similar to "You bet your sweet ass I did!".)
Example 2:
Person A: Did you have sex?
Person B: SEX YEA I DID! (Here we see it used in a context involving actual sex, but it is still merely coincidental.)
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"Sex yes!" (also "Sex yea!") is a new phrase that will soon catch on like wildfire. It dates back to May 22, 2007, when I invented it.
This is so damn catchy that I should get it patented! Let me explain the story of my discovery: this all started LONG before Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie and their "that's hot!". From when I was like 13 on, I would always say (and still do), "that's insert level of sexiness here sexy." I realize that a few years ago, Paris Hilton said that her new phrase would be "that's sexy" but I have DATED PAPERS on which I used to scribble "that's sexy" in school, and they were from way before that skank ever started using MY phrase.
It can be used in place of "Hell yes!," "Shit yea!," and "Fuck yea!". It has nothing to do with sex (and if it is used in a context involving sex, that is purely coincidental), just as "hell yes," "shit yea," and "fuck yea" have nothing to do with hell, shit, and fuck, respectively. It can also be used in place of "You bet your sweet ass _______"
Example 1:
Person A: Did you have fun last night?
Person B: SEX YES I did! (Meaning something similar to "You bet your sweet ass I did!".)
Example 2:
Person A: Did you have sex?
Person B: SEX YEA I DID! (Here we see it used in a context involving actual sex, but it is still merely coincidental.)
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The most fucking disgusting fucking potent coffee in the world.
My first and ONLY Starbucks experience:
Me: I got a coffee from Starbucks the other day, and then I had to be admitted to the hospital to get that battery acid pumped out of my stomach.
My friend who had never been cursed into having a Starbucks coffee before: Why the fuck did you drink it then if it tasted like that?
Me: Because I thought it was fucking supposed to taste like that. I always heard that it was STRONG.
Her: Hahahahaahahaha!
Me: *punches her in the face then continues groaning about aching stomach*
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Noun. Name for a person. Used as in "You're a lose-lose." A person whom, with them, everything is a "lose-lose situation."
(NOTE: A "lose-lose situation" is the opposite of a "win-win situation.")
... After Joe and Bob are busted for possession of marijuana and cited by the police (but not arrested because the amount was too little), the following conversation occurs:
Joe: "We can go back to my house or we can smoke the rest of my stash of pot." :)
Bob: "Honestly Joe, if we go back to your house, we'll get in trouble because the cops already called your parents, and your 'pot stash' is too small to get high off of. Goddammit, you're such a LOSE-LOSE! Everything with you is a lose-lose situation!" >:(
Joe: "Yeah, you're right; I suck." :(
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