different features

Special bits that supposedly appear when you are seventeen to signal that you are ready to have sex with a dirty old pervy man who came out of the woods.

Man: *emerges from woods* “Do you need pushing, little girl?”
8 year old me: *sat on swing* “no, I’m seventeen! I can push myself!”
Man: No you aren’t, if you were seventeen you’d have different features!” *outs dick and disappears into woods again*

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Morison

The act of playing with children’s genitals, specifically the male penis.

Get off that 8 year old boy, you’re committing a Morison!

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Lack

A big strip of fat across one's face

"Omg that part of your face is fat! You have a serious lack"

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