January 25th

National slap a bitch day

Kid: hey did you know today is January 25th?
Other kid: oh no
*slap*

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November 30th

Only the sexiest, strongest, most amazing people are born on this day. If you were born on this day your freaking awesome.

“Oh you were were born on November 30th... me likey”

January 11th

If your born on this day you are HELLA sexy like DAMNNNN and your super smart, caring, funny and work hard for the people you love and they appreciate it and appreciate you very much and people love being around you

“Wow you were born on January 11th ... your awesome!”