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The Finch Rovers are those lads u see banging in poggers top bins finishes at training before missing 3 open goals at the weekend. However, they're still biggest dub team in East Berks and they're beating Bracknell Colts 21-3 on aggregate over their last 4 matches.
Big up the top shaggers in red and black!
'Hey stepbro wanna play footy like Finch Rovers?'
'Nah sorry stepsis I've had enough footsies with the Rovers boys for one day ' ;)
The shitshow that includes seductive waterfights and bathing.
Often includes a bearded man name Robert.
"Hey did u see that goatee guy Rob squirting all over those children?"
"Yeah bro it was a June 18th scenario"
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If looks could kill, Lesters would die every day when they look in their mirrors
- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)
Thot 1: "OMG Vanessa! Check out this guy he is PACKING"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"
If looks could kill, Lesters would die every day when they look in their mirrors
- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)
Thot 1: "OMG Vanessa! Check out this guy he is PACKING"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"
If looks could kill, Lesters would die every day when they look in their mirrors
- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)
Thot 1: "OMG Vanessa! Check out this guy he is PACKING"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"
A Miller is someone who thinks they get all the ladies but can only get one.
You'll often find a Miller watching shit football teams and having unprotected sex.
"Aw man my shit football team lost and I impregnated my girlfriend"
"Ah c'mon bro don't be such a Miller"
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A man that gets wayyy too much head. Bruh this legend must have the most gorgeous of 12-inches to get that much mouth-to-wang action.
Often plays a brass instrument e.g. trumpet to create sexual tension.
"Yo I wish I could be charles"
"Yeah look at the way he gets blown when playing the trumpet"
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