nootch

Only joking, not really.

"I fucked your mum last night..........nootch!"

Barren Run

a terrible period of time in which any single guy goes without it. It can stretch from as little as a week to the longest i know of which is 6 years.(Current Barren Run Record Holder is our Rabid Dog Faced Landlord Rob)

Guy 1: "You get anything this weekend?"

Guy 2: "Nah, man. I'm still on my barren run, nearly 20 months now!"

Guy 1: "Loser!"

Your Boy

1. A good friend
2. Your favourite person/role model

"It's your boy!"

Arrow To The Eye

a term to describe a drunken feeling after only your first or second drink.
i.e. a drink that goes straight to your head.

"Fuck me, the munters could be in luck tonight i could be getting my beer goggles on early. This beers feels like an arrow to the eye!"

Hit A House

To have a stinker.
You can Hit A House in any situation it can be running out of things to say when you're trying to chat up a girl, not being able to roll outta bed when you're meant to and making yourself late for work in the process or absolutely anything else you should, could or planned to do but didn't.

Pat Healy(after a particularily bad golf tee shot): "Oh dammit, hit a house."