Taylor

A Taylor is a one of a kind creature. She was brought to earth by magestical flying armadillos. She is here to share her amazingness with us and to show us that screaming down the hallway at random people is okey. A Taylor has the affinity of unicorn magicalness. Unicorn Magicalness is the power to make anyone like her. When her beauty sets upon your eyes, she cannot cease to amaze you. Her beastyness erupts from the goat living inside of her bladder. Her rumor baby is also due in a few weeks. She will be teaching it Russian so they can escape for the upcoming zombie apocalypse. If you are lucky enough to spot a Taylor, do not venture too close, she is known to bite. You have been warned.

Who's that hot piece of sexiness over there?

Oh that thang, that's a Taylor.

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