Inguan

A beautiful hot lady that is super rich and has seggsy white hair and a huge hair pin that can poke your guts out. She has a girlfriend called beidou and throws tiny fruity pebbles at you. Open your mouth wide for free food!

Zongli- "Damn look at Inguan she's so hot"
Inguan - "Bitch what? I have a girlfriend"
Beidou- "Fuck off you musty dusty crusty old grandpa!"

Ae Mik

Her boobies is so big it will enclose around your mum. She can be your sexy sugar mommy any time of the day. But unfortunately she's already married to an emo depressed fucking useless weird funky bitch called Ei. She's half fox and your future fucking soulmate. She'll spank the hell out of you.

Ei - "Ae Mik is so Bootyful! I just want to fuck her so badly <3"
Ae Mik - "You will tonight. Wear your sexiest clothes and meet me in the Yae Publishing house.... no one needs to know"