mayonnaise everywhere

When a dude hasn’t choked the chicken in a few days and upon releasing his load the back pressure causes a sitcky mess all over the place.

Britney hasn’t let Chad hit it in a few days, but last night she complained about the Mayonnaise everywhere in the bathroom.

Toss a dart

To Smoke a Cigarette in Australia.

Hey mate, do ya’ want ta’ Toss a dart outback?